House of Neil

Who is House of Neil? Is he really as angry as he appears to be? Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't. What makes him who he is? Hmm. Here's a list in no particular order: Punk Rock, Murphy's Stout, Atlanta Falcons football, skateboarding, Pro Wrestling, Macs, wild monkey sex, family, friends, electronic gadgets, tea and toys.

Influences? my dad, The Jam, The Clash, The Ramones, The Buzzcocks, The Adverts, Social Distortion, my wife Laura and my daughter Lydia. Of course if you asked me these questions tomorrow the answers may well be completely different. The main thing to remember for our purposes here is that I will always be entertaining, and what else is there really? So don't ask me any more dumb questions.

Oh yeah. One last pearl of wisdom: whoever invented the Diaper Genie should be given a Nobel prize.

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