Who is Gary? What IS Gary? Productivity, my friend, is actually the key to the mystery of Gary. Is Gary worth homage? The goal is to honor Gary. Productivity in the true sense of the word.

Over time, the Gary has become increasingly more sophisticated, as if to say, "Hey, Gary, this crow is you." To know him is to penetrate the riddle of time itself.

 

Give us this day our daily Gary. Let he who has not sinned against Gary cast the first stone at the golden crow. Who is the Archbishop of Gary? It's Macho Man Merlo. Kiss his feet, or check out his secret identity.

Why Gary?