This Site Is Dead! Last updated some time in 2002. Here for archival purposes. This is where the action is.
The hills are alive with the sound of a million crappy bands. We try and sift through the dredges and give you the low down. Some reviews cover new releases, and some of it is just new to us.
Does the world need another music review site? Probably not.
When we're not just looking at the pictures, we read the articles. No really. The civilized world is killing trees as fast as it can in order dip into the wallet of the latest demographic, and we're reading as fast as we can. Occasionally, we even pick up something completely unrelated to anti-social behavior.
It's all new now. We've got a ton of new and not so new releases whose literary benefits have been scrutinized. My book report is on...
Your mother told you to get off the couch and get a job today, didn't she? In case she didn't, we've got some lot's of time and money wasting devices for you to collect and or practice poking your eyes out.
Playing Mantis has nothing to do with Zorac, and they've been buying up old trademarks and re releasing old toys from the 60's and 70's. Look for our review of the Eivel Kenievel Stunt Cycle.
In the tradtion of Cathode Ray, or not. Videos, DVDs, Movies and the idiot box.
VH1 is on a mission to shove retro culture down your throat. Check out their latest offerings VH1 Presents the Eighties: New Wave/Alternative and 25 Years of Punk: VH1 and Spin Magazine.
Don't forget the archives.
Four wheels not eight does you the favor of throwing a stick in front of the nearest inline skate kook. We'd prefer it if you took up bmx over roller blades. The rest of us will still skateboard.
Let's talk about longboards. it's the year 2000 and Sector Nine makes what is quite possibly the largest production longboard ever. Luke, listen to your father...
If you're like most people, you've never wondered about what we use to make this site. This is where we'll talk about what we use to live our lives and annoy our neighbors.
Nomad MP3 Jukebox. If you're serious about portable MP3 players, this 6 gig hard drive based gizmo is the 55 gallon drum of music storage. What does that mean? Many hours, yes hours of playback.
Does your company and or product need exposure? Want to reach literally hundreds eyes? That's at least 50 consumers! Even more if you count pirates! Arrgh! That's right, you can take advantage of our huge circulation by giving us free stuff! We promise to use it, even if it is some kind of obscure marital aid. We may not be kind, but we'll certainly talk about it. Before you mail it to us, email us, or don't.