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Hate Page Wow, it's been a long time. 12 years since I did my last hate page. Have I mellowed in my old age? Fuck no. My list of hates is as long as ever. Positive Mental Attitude? More like Negative Mental Attitude. I hate:
- pricks who want to ride their damned push-bikes in heavy traffic. Fuck off of the road man! We've got places to go! I know your hippy slackerass isn't in a hurry, but I am.
- Pussies who cover their ears when a train goes by. Oh you're so damned delicate! Same goes for softies who wear earplugs at gigs. Why not just have "Wuss" on your t-shirt?
- Korn, Limp Bizkit, RATM, Blink 182 and all of those other corporate "alternative" bands that the record companies have deemed safe enough to shove down our throats. As Pat Boone was to Jerry Lee Lewis, Korn are to true street bands.
- MTV. In the words of Justin Sane, "what a pile of fucking shit". When was the last time anybody saw any actual music on Music Television? Fuck Real World, Fuck Road Rules, Fuck TRL, Fuck Spring Break, but most importantly, Fuck all of those braindead veejays. You're fucking disgraces. You make JJ Johnson look rad.
- Rollerbladers. 'Nuff said.
- Keanu Reeves. A wooden indian has more emotion than that piece of shit. It's all been downhill since Bill and Ted.
- People who don't understand the glorious passion-play that is professional wrestling. "But it's not real" you say. Neither are movies, and yet you like those right?
- Dharma and Greg. She's a hippy Niners fan. Is there a worse combination in the world?
- The San Francisco 49ers and their hordes of holier-than-thou fans. it's not very positive to wish harm on thousands of people you've never met, but who cares. I hate you all, especially Jerry Rice and Steve Young. Incubus and Succubus. Die, die.
- Julia Roberts. Not quite sure why, but I do.
- George W. Bush. For obvious reasons. Actually, the entire religious right. You are neither religious or right. Bloated bunch of bigoted bastards.
- France. Smelly, good-for-nothing wankers who shit out on us in 2 World Wars. Tossers.
- Transworld Skateboard Magazine. It's actually just an advertising catalog. Try to find some actual content in there, I challenge you.
- Rolling Stone. See MTV. Could it be more out of touch?
- the evil Micro$oft corporation. "What ideas do you want to steal today?"
- cable companies, for offering shit service and limited choices.
- and lastly, but most importantly, Phish, and all of those other smelly, hippy bands that hold festivals in the summer, boring throngs of aging dorks in tie-dye and birkenstocks with Grateful Dead style jams. You are all a waste of fucking space with no redeeming value at all. I suggest that you all crowd into your stupid VW van, close the garage doors and turn on the engine. Get your patchouli-soaked ass off my planet.
Will that hold you for another 12 years? I feel so much better now! Maybe I'll do it again soon!
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