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Results Every manufacturer seems to be using the same main ingredients: water, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid and fumaric acid for tartness, sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate as preservatives, red #40, etc... Some products actually contain fruit juices which are usually comprised of apples, grapes, and pears. Somehow they often manage to have distinct tastes. If you try a mass taste test at home, I suggest dividing the freezing duties among the attendees. Several colored mouths and sick stomachs later you'll be nursing paper cuts and raw lips in the corners of your mouth from the flat melted sides of plastic sleeves. Loud music and squirt guns also help. If you come across any brands that I haven't mentioned, please send the details. The Jel Sert boxes mention something called Mondo Fruit Squeezers which I've never seen. If you're bored, visit www.jelsert.com for product information "great merchandise offers" and crappy games. Right now they're running a Digimon promotion that boasts a million bucks in prizes. They also sponsor a pinball game on the Fox Kids WEB SITE http://www.foxkids.com/winbig/jelsert/game.asp. For the truly obsessive, there's an infantile freezer pop game. Meanwhile, we're working on collecting Bomb Pop variations for the next round. Enjoy!
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